And I do know some things (or at least I think I do), so in the aid of transparency, here are some of my preconceptions of Steven Universe going in:ġ) The show is not actually called Steven’s Universe, like I have spent years believing.Ģ) My impression that the animation is too hideous to watch is also wrong. Who are you, tiny lesbians, and what do you have to do with the titular Steven Universe?Ĭartoons aren’t necessarily my thing, but I have been explicitly promised Steven Universe is a lesbian romp, pushing artistic and cultural boundaries in manageable ten minute chunks. Primarily on the promise of the two cute wedding lesbians in my icon. After years of recs and people insisting I will fall in love with this show, I’m finally going to be watching Steven Universe. steven universe su0209 su liveblog of course her name is rainbow quartz i think i will pause here to pass out but let's resume soonįriends, I have finally been convinced. In conclusion, Rose is just a messy bench who lives for drama and I am in love. She knew Rose would enact a very intimate and sensual moment in front of her new partner who was trying to woo her and she leveraged that like a girlboss. I think it’s interesting that Pearl is aware of Rose’s blind spot, though.

The thing with Pearl is a bit weirder and I don’t really understand what they’re doing. She was playing along and missed that the “game” between the three of them was actually AN INTENSE FIGHT FOR DOMINANCE.īut Greg’s her first time with a human so it makes sense that she’s got a few flaws there. I think she honestly believes Pearl wanted to spice up the video, and I think she doesn’t understand why her whole thing about playing with Greg would weird him out. She seems kind of oblivious to what just happened? Like she’s treating her fusion like she’s Britney making out with Madonna at the VMAs. It’s fun, she thought Greg would get a kick out of it, she gets to play with Pearl, it’s all very titillating (for all three of them actually, but for very different reasons). She pulls him into the kiss exactly the same way she wrapped her entire hand around Pearl’s thigh and dipped her like thirty seconds ago. Hot but weird. Look at her fist in Greg’s hair, man.

Like, we knew that Rose and Pearl had really messy boundaries. Rose Quartz, master of the WEIRD BUT HOT.

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